Bob's attempts at getting a girl friend

as you may or may not know, Bob does not have a girl friend . his mission should he choose to except it is to find some female companion that will willingly be his girl friend. cuz Bob is lonely.
past attempts
back in the 2nd grade, Bob had a friend who was a girl. they clamed to be girl friend and boy friend but they did not know what that meant. they had know idea what love was.  se eventually dumped Bob for a guy who "dressed snappier". looking back its a good thing there no longer together. today that girl is a fat druggy.

in the 5th grade a bunch of girls played an evil, nasty  prank on Bob. they told him that there friend liked him. Bob, being the complete idiot that he is, fell for it. the whole thing blew up in his face on valentines day when he found out the truth.

in the 6th grade Bob had 2 crushes. one was on a cute Korean girl, but when she found out about Bob's feelings she told Bob the equivalent of "i hate your guts". the other one i have no idea why Bob liked her. she wasn't the prettiest girl in school and she didn't have anything in common with Bob. (more proof that Bob is an idiot) not to mention she was self centered and a bit of an over achiever.

that was about it for Bob he had one more crush in the 7th grade but Bob decided not to pursue it.

just before his sophomore year, Bob's friend Joe suggested that Bob date his old girl friend. *dramatic pause* a girl by the name of Liz. *lightning flashes* he had seen Liz before,  she was one of Kim's friends, and she used to sit with Joe and Bob at lunch and listen to there jokes back in middle school. she seamed like a nice quiet girl. Bob was once told by some girls in drivers ed that she was a scary abusive person, but Bob had ether forgotten this warning or had chosen to forget it. any way Bob got to know her at Joe's going away party, they swapped phone numbers and soon became good friends. it wasn't long that Liz started to show her "true colors". she found out that Bob is a complete and total wimp (Bob doesn't like to get into fights and would never hit a girl even in self defense). she started to punch and kick Bob, trying to make Bob less of a wimp. Bob had to use his brain power to get out of this one. (Bob was doomed) Bob started to avoid Liz. Bob also started using an emergency tactic, Bob stopped  being a funny person (place dramatic music hear) he even quit the pessimist's club, a club he started. it worked! Bob was free of Liz!

you would think that after meeting Liz that Bob would stay away from girls for a wile, but no, Bob's a moron.

toward the end of the Liz incident, Bob sat next to a cute little Chinese girl in physics class. she seamed almost perfect! she was friendly and she liked to draw! (not to mention she was Christian) they soon became friends. they helped each other out on assignments and even worked on projects together. just when things were looking good Bob made a big mistake. Bob asked her if she liked  him in a note. he got a note back that said she thought he was weird (normally Bob takes that as a complement but Bob knew this time it was an insult) and chewed him out for spelling her name wrong. (ouch! that's not good)  Bob kinda knew that is what was gonna happen and went on with his life, he started a web page and did other stuff typical of Bob. but it wasn't long before Bob started to feel depressed, his heart ached. but wile looking through his locker he found the note he wrote and the note she wrote. he read his note and realized how stupid he was. he read her note and realized their is no chance. he put the notes in an empty Altoids tin as a reminder in case he started having feelings for her again.